God Bless Influenza

At 9:34 PM last night, Mount Ranier erupted. The shockwave shook the windows here in the stadium. The ground heaved. The air soon turned black. This morning, we've learned that the ash has covered 75% of North America, and is stretching towards Europe and Asia tentatively.
It killed the Martians!
God bless influenza, the Martians can't stand the germs! The volcano blew and filled the air with disease, and the Martians fell for it! This is their weakness! We've won!
Air recon has confirmed that 90% of the Tripods on the west coast have toppled. The cylinders show no signs of activity.
We got 'em!
The British are preparing a hybrid disease of strep and anthrax for areas that will not be covered in the dust cloud. The earth's orbit has been altered by .03% by the eruption. The sky will be cloudy and red for 23-56 years. But it's worth it.
I think I have a cold.
Mood: Getting Sick
Listening: "Independence Day" by David Arnold
Yearn For: Nyquil