Geothermal Virii and Cylinders?
Two new revelations for you today, folks:
1: Scientists studying Mt. Ranier say that the object that clipped the mountain released pockets of pressurized air or something. Anyways, inside this air, they found evidence of an ancient strain of... I think it was Influenza. Anyways, it's close enough to modern flu that everyone with a flu shot's gonna be safe and healthy. It might hurt the ecosystem, they said, but if the mountain blows it'll far outweigh any impact the flu might have.
2: In China, construction workers dug up the object in a crater near the border with India. It was a giant cylinder.
For real.
Physicists at... was it harvard? Somewhere, some college, they said it might be caused by gravitational something or other, but the Chinese say it's a perfect cylinder. Apparently, it's about two thirds of a kilometer long (or tall, I guess, 'cause it's stuck in crooked), and about a quater of a km wide. Huge. Wonder if that's what's buried under the Supermall.
Mood: Shocked and curious
Listening: "War of the Worlds (radio broadcast)" by Orson Welles
Yearn For: Carrots